Letters to the editor

Dear Kid-I-Don't-Know,
don't plagiarize Maya Angelou...duh, just don't. Whoever let that slide... IDIOT!

Dear parents' new iMac,
you are beautiful. Apple magic mouse you are pretty cool too, if I do say so myself. And time machine I better not let you feel left out.

Dear world-conspiring-against-me,
I am sick of getting blamed or in trouble for things I didn't do, so let's please be done with that now. Ok thanks.

Dear 22-year old creep,
stay away from my sister!

Dear future employers,
hire me! I am awesome!

Dear Dexter,
stop making me be addicted to you, but dang it Julia Stiles I'm hooked.

Dear Modern family,
you are hilarious and complete my life.

Dear Ice Cream,
stop being so freaking delicious!

Dear people who walk behind me on my way to school and then start walking faster and faster and then pass me...stop it! it annoys me. Don't you judge me.

Dear people who still have I love Obama stickers on your cars,
you are lucky I didn't have a permanent marker with me today. You're welcome. That is all... heh heh heh.

P.s. in the words of my perception and psychophysics professor, "I hope you all know, the internet is not a big truck. It just isn't. Ok good...moving on....awkward..."

Love,
Amanda