Singles Ward

I didn't want to go to church.  Ever again. Then my roommate manipulates me into going and I sit by the guy she wants to talk to since she hesitated a little.  So I break the ice at first and then make up an excuse that I need to get a drink so I tell her to scoot next to him so I won't have to climb over her when I come back.  Really I wanted her to sit by him in the first place and it works because he asks her out.  Then I talk to everybody except for the guy I wanted to talk to.  Right when I am about to say something to him, mr. ward missionary comes up to me and gives me and awkward side hug.  Ugh.  Then fast forward to sunday school and I'm commenting every 5 minutes because I know what it feels like to be a teacher and not have people participate  and then my phone decides to start saying the chapter, {deep man voice} "chapter 36, families can be eternal..." I frantically jab at the screen, almost cursing, lamenting the fact that I just had to get an iphone.  Then in classic Amanda fashion I creepily lean in and ask him what his name is after class is over as we are putting up chairs.  And that was that.  And now I can't stop thinking about him.  The unrealistically attractive boy with the talent.